Paul F. Tompkins jumps out of a stage window on the 2013 Pardcastathon aka my favourite thing that has ever happened.
I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.
"The sitcom Dads? You know that Fox show? It’s been such a massive hit. It’s been a huge hit, Scott, it’s taken over TV. And IFC noticed that. I mean they are not stupid, they do read the trades over there. And so they immediately, very quickly, developed their own show that is kind of based on that sense of humor and it’s called Horrible Shitty Idiots."